I’m a Full Service Photog!
I know I’m mainly known for my real estate photography, but did you know that my passion lies in photographing people? Here’s a breakdown of everything I offer - be sure to SCHEDULE a shoot with me soon! Note, my mini-session section of booking can be used for any of these services.
Headshots
Everyone should update their headshots at least once every year or two. If you’re still rocking that photo from the 90’s, you’re not gonna be taken seriously (I hear LOTS of gossip). I know it’s awkward to be in front of the camera; the key is just to BE YOURSELF. I’m capturing you in a photo. You want your personality to be present.
Branding & Lifestyle Photography
No, not THAT lifestyle (that’s further down this list).
Branding photos show off who you are and what you do in your work. A branding shoot helps humanize your business, giving people a glimpse into your day-to-day, as well as your style and expertise.
Lifestyle photography is similar, but rather that your business side, it’s your personal side. Are you an Equestrian? Hobbyist? Painter? Anything in your life that brings you passion and happiness, I can capture with Lifestyle photos.
Family & Holiday Photos
Yes, that time of year is almost here! Even I, Ms Grinch herself, love seeing family photos every year; especially if they’re funny! Creativity is key. Let me help immortalize your memories!
Events
Be it a corporate gathering, a Dungeons & Dragons gathering, a family reunion, a wedding, or any other gathering of humans - professional photography is the icing on the cake! Put away your phones and call Vanessa!
Couples +
Getting engaged? Crotch goblin cooking in your belly? Celebrating an anniversary? Pissing off the Patriarchy with your very existence? Proud of your Polycule? I can digitize those memories, fam!
Senior Photos
If you look (September 2024) you’ll see I’m offering a discount on these this month. I remember when I was a kid, everyone at the school had to use a specific photographer, and the photos were so… well, basic. You know that your Minion is a force to be reckoned with. Let the big queer photographer capture that force for your memories, and the yearbook! (Do they still do those? F*ck I’m old)
Boudoir & Erotic
I mean, pretty self explanatory, right? From Mild to Wild. Trust me, taking your own nudes is FRAKKING HARD. Let a pro do it.
In seriousness though, Boudoir is a way for a person to embrace their body, identity, mind and confidence. Boudoir is truly a gift to yourself, which you can choose to share with your partner or others. It celebrates you.
As for Erotic, I mean… just don’t get any fluids on my gear, okay?
Contact me directly to schedule these!
Aerial
Want a dramatic overhead pic as a couple? Need footage to inspect something? Need anything else, really, that needs photographed from up to 400 feet above ground level? Check with me to make sure what you want to do is legal (I’m a Part 107 certified sUAS pilot, and I play by the rules with zero exceptions).
So, yeah. More than Real Estate. Let’s get this party started.
